Trek Yourself

"hey, jeff davis, how do these berserkers come into existence?"

"they’re werewolves that get a skull-mask-thing put on them and then BLAMMO BERSERKER"

"jeff that doesn’t make any sense-"

"IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE DON’T QUESTION ME"

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What's the best way to get rid of glitter?

not-misha:

Rub yourself on someone who wants glitter on them less than you do. Glitter naturally clings to the surface on which it is least welcome.

well this episode feels more disjointed and cobbled together than most

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad



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