hi my name is suzy and i might actually be satan :)

naughtyrobotics:

i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle 

bones: SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE
jim:
jim:
jim: omg new bff!!!!

richwhitelesbian:

sext: u reach into my pants. u grasp a startlingly large sack of dead leaves and twigs. im a scarecrow and youre a weirdo

_{Out: “Can you give me three ways to describe the precise color blue of Chris’ eyes?”
Zach: “Cerulean. Bombay Sapphire. The deep end of the pool.” ·}

(Source: theycallmekirk)

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania. [telegraph/via]

syllirium:

- Am I going insane?..

- No, you’re perfectly fine…

Here’s me again… doing sth Hannibal-ly…

oh, hell… no way that sounded right =_=

(Source: iraffiruse)

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions

WHAT IF other planetary bodies orbited our world at the same distance as the moon?

(Source: gonewithangels)