i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle
sext: u reach into my pants. u grasp a startlingly large sack of dead leaves and twigs. im a scarecrow and youre a weirdo
Out: “Can you give me three ways to describe the precise color blue of Chris’ eyes?”
Zach: “Cerulean. Bombay Sapphire. The deep end of the pool.” ·
- Am I going insane?..
- No, you’re perfectly fine…
Here’s me again… doing sth Hannibal-ly…
oh, hell… no way that sounded right =_=
Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions
WHAT IF other planetary bodies orbited our world at the same distance as the moon?